RoadKill The Rose dies after you pick it!

Male
Age: 48
Hometown: Sick O City
Accepts Commissions: Yes
Logged in: No

Number of Visits: 22233
Seed Pod (in the dump)

Background and Lifestyle

Marital Status Single
Smoker Yes
Drinker Yes
Education No Education
Children I don't want kids

Interests and Personality

BiographyGrew up near a forest and raised by weasels. The only food I got was road kill brought in by my parents the weasels. After finding a digital camera my dream came true. People paid me not to show them my artwork. After a while I set up the well known Road Side "ROAD KILL GRILL". All the customers agreed "Complements to the photo taker and the food is nasty".
Interests"Mustelidae and Mustela". The Dilbert Weasel Awards. Weasel Bike Clubs.
MusicWeasels ripped my flesh by the Mothers of Invention, Dead mans curve, anything by Ozzie Osbourne. Screeching Weasels Band, Piney Creek Weasels.
FilmsFriday the 13th,
TelevisionNightly news, oh ya the news is sick to.
BooksHistory of the animal grave yard, Road Kill Cookbook, Name that road kill 2nd eddition.
HeroesSir Graves Gastley, The Headless Horseman, Road crews, younger Ozzy Osbourne

Exhibitions

Kicked out of five galleries after several people threw up on my art.

Recently Added Friends

Recent messages left for this artist

mimmomigliore

Congratulations to the gallery.

flutterbye64

it is lovely to see you branching out and capturing lovelier moments of life bol T

NV

....♥NVJasmin♥

Antnich

Really great work, Roadkill.

cynthia02

cynthiafeki407@yahoo.com How is your day....... I saw your profile at www.myartprofile.com and some thing about you move my intress to comminicate with you so how is life treating you. Please i want you to use this email address to write me back(cynthiafeki407@yahoo.com) so that i can give you my picture and tell you more about me ok.stay cool and enjoy your self.kisesssssssssss Yours lovely cynthia

jamiewinter

hi there weasel. long time no see. lol. hugs jamie

NV

xoxo

Lime ( Deleted user )

Good Work Roadkill.

silentwarrior

Hello friends,Hope u all r fine. I have uploaded few of my new paintings. This time I have tried something different from what I do usually. It would be great pleasure to show you my new works. I have uploaded my recent paintings in the folder 'Widow'..Please let me know what you feel about the paintings. Thank you.With Best wishes - Silent Warrior

Joel_Clark

Totaly dig your photography.........keep creating!!

Teanoir

That rose in your avatar is living in my yard!

don ( Deleted user )

Yeah, Your bad to the bone, your photography is sharp and crisp. If this is Roadkill give me another helping, I like it.

Pluto

Hi Roadkill - thanks for adding me to your friends list. You seem to have a unique outlook on Art.

Gonta

Hello. your Photos very ery good. Zappa alive and Ozzy too!!! Greetins. Paco

NV

:) thank you !!!!!!!HUGS!!!

SallyMae

Plenty of roadkill for Mardi Gras and yet, not enough. Hope you are well.

AllaVissotskaya

Happy Valentine`s Day to you!Alla

creative_genius

Hello, I saw an unfortunate deceased squirrel on the road today and thought of you. How are you? I like 2 Cool Flowers, very nice!

swirl

this is the art of humour lol hahahahahaha crazy baby,swirl says swirl on into visit swirl gallery atswirls thanks eh! swirl

kjadamson

Merry Christmas! x

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