RoadKill The Rose dies after you pick it!

Age: 48
Hometown: Sick O City
Accepts Commissions: Yes
Logged in: No

Number of Visits: 23100
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Background and Lifestyle

Marital Status Single
Smoker Yes
Drinker Yes
Education No Education
Children I don't want kids

Interests and Personality

BiographyGrew up near a forest and raised by weasels. The only food I got was road kill brought in by my parents the weasels. After finding a digital camera my dream came true. People paid me not to show them my artwork. After a while I set up the well known Road Side "ROAD KILL GRILL". All the customers agreed "Complements to the photo taker and the food is nasty".
Interests"Mustelidae and Mustela". The Dilbert Weasel Awards. Weasel Bike Clubs.
MusicWeasels ripped my flesh by the Mothers of Invention, Dead mans curve, anything by Ozzie Osbourne. Screeching Weasels Band, Piney Creek Weasels.
FilmsFriday the 13th,
TelevisionNightly news, oh ya the news is sick to.
BooksHistory of the animal grave yard, Road Kill Cookbook, Name that road kill 2nd eddition.
HeroesSir Graves Gastley, The Headless Horseman, Road crews, younger Ozzy Osbourne


Kicked out of five galleries after several people threw up on my art.

Recently Added Friends

Recent messages left for this artist


Is there roadkill on the runners of Santa's sleigh this evening? Merry Merry!


Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!!!


join my network: for creative people check it out


great giulio


I found roadkill in the boneyard and took picture. It is in 'field trip' gallery, 'cryptic paint can'


I absolutely LOVE Gray Lake! Your work is fantastic!!


merry christmas thanks for the jolly a good one :-) xxx


hey how are you! ^__^ i would really appreciate if you would check out my new artworks "nemesis" and "demon hunter" thanx a bunch!


A Christmas "face"! In mid-November! Bah humbug! Guess this means I should think about shopping. Margaret, Artist at Work,


you still look younger than springtime, Kenny. Where is global warning when you need it, Frosty?


Susuie, one of the friends listed at your site, is ill. A get well letter would do her heart good and cheer her up a bit. We live in a world that does not apriciate art. We must care for eachother. L John TOX


Is an avatar roadkill?


thanx a bunches!


Refreshingly different. Margaret, Artist at Work

CreateReality ( Deleted user )

Thank you Roadkill!


Hi! I just added you to my friends list. I like your piece of the trees in winter "And Then Came Winter..." Your interests and bio is a riot. I like your macabre sense of humor.


excellent sit roadkill. love your work


I love your sense of the perverse, I'd kiss ya!


thanx for adding me as a friend ^_^ you kick extreme ass O_O

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